Actually, we’re not quite in the zone right now. Perhaps a bit too Cranky to talk about ourselves. But we are collapsing under social pressure and will explain briefly:

Cranky Club™ makes Mega Moody Merch™ for the bad-tempered humanoid. Created with affinities in various sport-like activities. Think cycling, think running, think just hopping around collecting style points. But hold on a minute, we aren’t into the crap-making-business. We aim for the best possible products and got lots of love for creating beautiful stuff that performs well.
Designed on Earth, made on Earth. We are keeping it worldwide baby. 

So let’s leave the mega macho-ness at the door.
We do this for fun, right? We will be here to remind you.